Did Obama disappear or murder his own grandmother?

These are the only possibilities explaining her “alleged death”  according to our in-hour conspiracy theorist.

The only news of her being sick was that three weeks before her alleged death Barry’s half-sister said on her blog that she had been diagnosed with multiple mylopa. The average time it takes to die after diagnosis of mm is 3 years not 3 weeks.

If she’s dead she was likely murdered. But there is no real chance she is dead.

This embrace of the looniest internet conspiracy theories represents nothing less than a complete detachment from reality.

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60 Responses to “Did Obama disappear or murder his own grandmother?”

  1. Lyam Says:

    Thanks for this one 🙂

    So let us start with the beginning:

    “The only news of her being sick was that three weeks before her alleged death Barry’s half-sister said on her blog that she had been diagnosed with multiple mylopa. The average time it takes to die after diagnosis of mm is 3 years not 3 weeks.”

    BHO’s sister made the diagnosis public three weeks before Mrs Dunham’s death. This doesn’t imply the diagnosis wasn’t done long before that.

  2. Mark Hill Says:

    Now this is a news story from ABC America:

    Jesus Christ, what a lunatic and crank GMB is.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=6520841

    Obama Attends Memorial for His Grandmother, ‘Toot’

    Obama attends memorial for his beloved grandmother ‘Toot,’ who died just before his election

    President-elect Barack Obama gathered with family and friends on Tuesday for a private memorial service for the beloved grandmother who helped raise him.

    Madelyn Payne Dunham, known to her friends as “Toot”, died Nov. 2, two days before Obama won election to become the nation’s first African-American president. She was 86.

    Obama did not speak to reporters at the small home that had been converted into the First Unitarian Church in the neighborhood of Nuuanu. Aides said Obama’s half-sister, Maya Soetoro-Ng, and her husband, Konrad Ng, also were present.

    Following the ceremony, Obama drove to cliffs east of Hononulu. He and about 20 members of his family climbed over a stone wall and down onto rocky ledges to scatter Dunham’s ashes at Lanai Lookout.

    Obama earlier this year left flowers at the same cliffs, in memory of his mother.”

    How big is this conspiracy?

    Graeme also asserts no one has ever died suddenly after being diagnosed with a terminal illness (which often can accelerate in severity very quickly).

    He’s lost the plot. Completely and utterly.

  3. Graeme Bird Says:

    A memorial service attended allegedly by family and friends. But the press agent has released only a closely cropped photo of conspirators Michelle and Barry. 51 days after. No funeral. No burial. These two can afford 800 000 to avoid handing over a birth certificate but apparently a funeral for granny and a headstone is a little bit too march to ask.

    The left are pack animals. And they can easily be taken in just so long as they are taken in in a large crowd of fellow dummies.

    51 days granny allegedly had to wait. But thats all bulshit. Because for most of those days (at the very least) she would have been alive and is likely still alive now.

    Can anybody find a death certificate.

  4. Graeme Bird Says:

    “BHO’s sister made the diagnosis public three weeks before Mrs Dunham’s death. This doesn’t imply the diagnosis wasn’t done long before that.”

    Go to her blog. Its pretty clear that its a daily update deal and that this was todays or yesterdays news for Maya.

  5. Mark Hill Says:

    Riiiight.

    So you accuse someone of *murdering* their living relative?

    Do you realise you should be locked up in a rubber room and never be allowed to vote, let alone anywhere near the internet?

  6. Mark Hill Says:

    “Can anybody find a death certificate.”

    Right. Stop accusing Obama of murder, you deluded twit.

  7. DH Says:

    I’m pretty sure Obama’s had her shipped off to Mars to toil in the Unknownium mines under her opressive space lizard overlords.

    I have no evidence of this, but it sounds about right.

  8. DH Says:

    From our beuatiful Wonkette:

    http://wonkette.com/406893/wingnuts-cry-after-wikipedia-locks-them-out#more-406893

    “The mean old liberals everywhere are censoring angry wingnuts by not letting the angry wingnuts change any mention of Barack Obama on the Internet into some ALL CAPS dingbat conspiracy theory about how Obama is a secret half-muslin African communist who is not allowed to be president because these wingnuts decided at some point — probably right after they heard he was black — that his entire 47 years of life is an elaborate fraud.

    “From his illegal birth by a giraffe in Kenya to his whole life in “Hawaii” and “Indonesia” and especially “Harvard,” Obama’s entire fake life has been run by some kind of shadowy organization of street organizers (Stalin?) to hide his TRUE NATIVITY.

    “There have been a few small delays in delivering the wingnut Evidence to the American People, but as soon as they prove all this for sure, Barack Obama will be swiftly plucked from the White House and lynched. Meanwhile, Wikipedia has blocked all these clowns, the end. “

  9. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    My suspicion is that the old lady did cark it, and they had a proper service in accordance with Mussulman tradition straight afterwards.

    Which would mean they committed her body to a funeral pyre on or about election day.

    Obviously, B. Hussein Obama-Soetoro and his enablers wouldn’t want images of Mussulmans burning bodies to be seared into the voters’ minds as they head to the polls.

    Hence the secrecy and delay.

  10. graemebird Says:

    I don’t have a settled position on this. She could have been murdered before the election, after the election, or she could have died since the election of natural causes. She could have died at the behest of Barry, or independently at the hands of his foreign sponsors and backers.

    The possibilities are endless. I’m not a leftist. So I don’t have settled positions on matters I cannot possibly know.

    His homosexual friend, Don the choirmaster, was murdered assassin-style, as you know. So this isn’t a crowd thats mucking about.

  11. graemebird Says:

    Thats a powerful argument you make fatty-DH…………. (not).

    Do you ever actually make any sort of real argument fatty? There you are spamming Neal Adams on a daily basis and you never once make a sound argument.

  12. graemebird Says:

    A 51 day delay. No plausible excuse for this given. Everything in perfect harmony with the idea that the original death was phony.

    51 days. What possible excuse do any of you have for that hey?

  13. Lyam Says:

    Birdy,

    As usual, you ask for everybody to come up with an argument while yourself have none to defend your preposterous claims 🙂

  14. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    Show me the body, Lyam.

    SHOW ME THE BODY, MOTHAFUCKA!!!!

  15. Lyam Says:

    RPH,

    “SHOW ME THE BODY, MOTHAFUCKA!!!!”

    She was cremated you abysmal twit. Besides, if you want to accuse someone, the burden of proof is on YOU and not on anyone else.

  16. Mark Hill Says:

    Obama body count: 2 so far. Remember Graeme, this fucking drivel was posted on and supported on your blog, you rambling drug fucked idiot.

    “hoosierarmymom Says:

    March 7, 2009 at 5:00 am

    Yes DH… it’s true. A child aborted in the last trimester feels the pain of being yanked from the womb and being left to die with no comfort.

    Just like what happened in Chicago when a nurse found a child that had been tossed in a laundry bin to die after a botched partial birth abortion! The nurse basically broke the court order gotton by a young attorney and State Senator, Barack Obama, and held the baby for the 3 HOURS it took him to die!. It is true and documented DH. One of many stories the Obamamessiah and his Goons don’t want people to know about. I don’t know what kind of kool-aid you drink, but this man is pro-death. Next there will be legislation to euthanize people that are sick and too old to work and pay taxes. The blind people that defend him as he destroys my country make me wonder if there is any hope for this world.”

    Complete and utter bonkers bollocks.

  17. graemebird Says:

    Stay on track dummy.

    51 days. Any excuses for 51 days.

  18. graemebird Says:

    Of course she was cremated if she indeed is dead. Barry would hardly leave that much evidence lying around. Miserable prick couldn’t even give her a headstone.

  19. Lyam Says:

    Birdy,

    “Stay on track dummy.

    51 days. Any excuses for 51 days.”

    YOU stay on track and prove she was “disappeared” or murdered. We have already given you plausible explanations for the delay.

  20. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    “We have already given you plausible explanations for the delay.”

    CHrist you sound like invasion of the fucking body snatchers.

  21. Lyam Says:

    HPR,

    “CHrist you sound like invasion of the fucking body snatchers.”

    YOU are the guy contending BHO is hiding something about the circumstances of his grandma and I am the body snatcher 🙂

    I specifically gave my experience as an example that such a delay is perfectly justifiable without looking out for conspiracies.

  22. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    You are a lunatic.

  23. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    Don’t try to pull your Jedi mind tricks on me, Lyam

    it’s not going to work

  24. Lyam Says:

    HPR,

    I know I am not a Jedi and I am not puling tricks. Just pointing out your contradictions.

    I.e. YOU are the guy contending BHO is hiding something about the circumstances of his grandma’s death and I am the body snatcher 🙂

    Thanks for the laugh.

  25. Mark Hill Says:

    ” graemebird Says:

    March 11, 2009 at 9:40 am
    Stay on track dummy.

    51 days. Any excuses for 51 days.”

    ” graemebird Says:

    March 11, 2009 at 9:42 am
    Of course she was cremated if she indeed is dead. Barry would hardly leave that much evidence lying around. Miserable prick couldn’t even give her a headstone.”

    Sodo we agree she was cremated then?

  26. DH Says:

    More Graeme:

    “It ought to be realised that I will one day likely take after some sort of political office in a serious way. I’m not implying below any massive virtues of honesty in the more general sense because in principal I would lie until my face fell off to protect the privacy of my friends and even myself I suppose. I’d likely kick up a storm of lies and nonsense if I got angry enough but I’m not making claims that this has ever happened yet.”

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/forgotten-scientific-virtueleading-research-templateplate-tectonicsparadigm-shy/

    I think Graeme should definitely be encouraged to run for political office. In these dark times people could certainly use a good laugh.

  27. JohnZ Says:

    I think Graeme should definitely be encouraged to run for political office.

    Sadly, that has already happened – he disgraced the LDP at the last election.

  28. jc Says:

    I don’t have a settled position on this.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    She could have been murdered before the election, after the election, or she could have died since the election of natural causes.

    She could have died at the behest of Barry, or independently at the hands of his foreign sponsors and backers.

    Well that sounds pretty settled.

    Bird, you lunatic. You complete loonie.

  29. jc Says:

    sorry it should read “the Anti-bird” instead of jc.

  30. jc Says:

    That’s another apology, Bird.

    Don’t worry, I’m running the apology tab. It’s 353 so far, so get working.

  31. DH Says:

    “Sadly, that has already happened – he disgraced the LDP at the last election.”

    Oh. That sounds like it must have been fun for all involved. How’d he do?

  32. Lyam Says:

    DH,

    “Oh. That sounds like it must have been fun for all involved. How’d he do?”

    http://www.abc.net.au/elections/federal/2007/guide/dobe.htm

    But I don’t think the LDP laughed.

  33. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

    Shame on the man of cultivated taste who permits refinement to develop into fastidiousness that unfits him for doing the rough work of a workaday world. Among the free peoples who govern themselves there is but a small field of usefulness open for the men of cloistered life who shrink from contact with their fellows. Still less room is there for those who deride of slight what is done by those who actually bear the brunt of the day; nor yet for those others who always profess that they would like to take action, if only the conditions of life were not exactly what they actually are. The man who does nothing cuts the same sordid figure in the pages of history, whether he be a cynic, or fop, or voluptuary. There is little use for the being whose tepid soul knows nothing of great and generous emotion, of the high pride, the stern belief, the lofty enthusiasm, of the men who quell the storm and ride the thunder. Well for these men if they succeed; well also, though not so well, if they fail, given only that they have nobly ventured, and have put forth all their heart and strength. It is war-worn Hotspur, spent with hard fighting, he of the many errors and valiant end, over whose memory we love to linger, not over the memory of the young lord who “but for the vile guns would have been a valiant soldier.”

  34. Lyam Says:

    “…the strong man stumbles,”

    That’s when I, and I suspect most people, stopped reading, because it was obvious your prose had nothing to do with the thread.

  35. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    You are an uneducated stooge, Lyam.

  36. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    And my comment wasn’t directed at you, mush for brains.

    It was for Mr Bird.

    I think HE will appreciate it.

  37. graemebird Says:

    God thats good Ron. Who wrote that? Kipling? Nock? The poet Yeats?

    Who was that masked ma

    Surely he had that very election in mind when he wrote it? SPOOKY.

  38. graemebird Says:

    Oh of course. Theodore. A versatile fellow. So few people can write like that any more. Winchester Quartermain yes. But how many others?

  39. Lyam Says:

    RPH

    “And my comment wasn’t directed at you, mush for brains.

    It was for Mr Bird.

    I think HE will appreciate it”

    He’s got a blog, post it there.

  40. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    Quite superb, isn’t it.

  41. DH Says:

    No, RPH. It’s tosh.

  42. Jason Soon Says:

    New Zealand must have been very very very backward in those days

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/two-wings-of-a-re-industrialisation-alliance/

    You know I was only 19 when a fellow from Wellington phoned me up about a possible job as an economist. And I had to tell him I already had plans to go to Australia.

  43. DH Says:

    Yes Jason. But now it’s so much the brighter for Graeme’s leaving.

  44. Mark Hill Says:

    “You know I was only 19 when a fellow from Wellington phoned me up about a possible job as an economist.”

    Bullshit.

  45. Mark Hill Says:

    “If she’s dead she was likely murdered. But there is no real chance she is dead.”

    Yet Graeme calls particle/wave duality and action at a distance “voodoo” professed by “bully boy advocates of the status quo”.

    Why don’t you go the whole hog Graeme and join other tea cosy wearing miscreants at the next anti-globalisation/pro poverty rally?

  46. Jason Soon Says:

    Mark
    It was probably some fellow from the NZ Social Credit Party

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_Credit_Political_League

  47. DH Says:

    Great news folks! Birdy’s been enlightening the readers of the Washington Independent with his, err, “views”:

    http://washingtonindependent.com/32856/they-want-to-believe

  48. graemebird Says:

    51 days. Can anyone come up with an excuse for the usurper?

    I’m not fussy. Any excuse will do. What stooges you are to accept this blatant skullduggery. No body. No funeral. No burial place. No pictures of guests. Nothing. 51 days after he just throws a few ashes in the ocean and you guys are completely happy.

    51 days later he’s throwing ashes in the ocean.

    And when you think about it IT COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED ANY OTHER WAY.

  49. graemebird Says:

    So you cannot so much as drum up the feeblest excuse for this 51 day delay or for cremation over giving her a proper burial. Nor any evidence of cremation by the way. Nor a picture showing anything more than Obama and Michelle closely cropped and without any background.

    And yet you reckon there is nothing suspicious at all about it.

    51 days.

    With Catallaxy we are looking at some of the most dead-head dummies around.

  50. graemebird Says:

    Lets have some sort of excuse for these guys allegedly leaving granny on a slab of ice for 51 days.

  51. Aaron Says:

    who knows?? – she could have been arkancided. no one knows. if she was it wouldnt be the first time men of power have done such a thing.

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