Conspiracy debunked

While browsing Bird’s comments on the Washington Independent, I came across the following smackdown which deserves further attention:

You have no evidence, and when that fact is proven to you once again, you predictably incorporate it into part of a bigger conspiracy. so what’s the count of the active players of this conspiracy up to now, anyway? So far, I count:
The President, his staff, his parents, The government of Indonesia, the government of Kenya (or the United Kingdom), the State government of Hawaii, A Hawaiian newspaper 50 years ago, The United States Senate, The Federal Bureau of Investigation, The Supreme court, all the lower courts that have thrown these ridiculous suits out, The media, and now, another judge… That’s an awful lot of people to organize into hiding something. Do you ever wonder if there was a simpler explanation? you know, like one that involves you being completely wrong?

No?

Don’t worry. Everybody else does.

BAMM!

Bird, I doubt you’re man enough to backdown on this, so I’d appreciate it if you could confirm which entities are part of the conspiracy. Thanks.

Update 1: Bird has dodged the question 4 times so far.

Update 2: Another 2 dodges, bringing the total to 6.

Update 3: This has turned into a real filabuster. More than 10 failures to answer the question.

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99 Responses to “Conspiracy debunked”

  1. DH Says:

    I just want to know if the conspiracy includes the Martians.

  2. graemebird Says:

    Well whats the argument here? There is no “you are a conspiracy theorist” hyper-logic override in human reason.

    I explained myself very well in response. And he didn’t come up with any evidence for his view.

    So whats the problem here? Each factor has to be taken one aspect at a time.

  3. graemebird Says:

    There is nothing there that gets you off the hook of unreason. You still don’t have evidence that the usurper isn’t supposed to be taken away in chains.

  4. graemebird Says:

    Thats two words that are no good here. Where is the conspiracy? Where is the debunking? What a crap thread.

  5. JohnZ Says:

    Turkey, you didn’t answer the question. Which of the following are in on the conspiracy?

    The President, his staff, his parents, The government of Indonesia, the government of Kenya (or the United Kingdom), the State government of Hawaii, A Hawaiian newspaper 50 years ago, The United States Senate, The Federal Bureau of Investigation, The Supreme court, all the lower courts that have thrown these ridiculous suits out, The media, and now, another judge

  6. DH Says:

    No Bird, you are lying. You’ve produced no evidence. Your only ‘argument’ is a grab bag of half-arsed ‘theories’ based on your own fevered imaginings and a bunch of wingnut websites.

  7. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    You fucking imbeciles

    you think a conspiracy requires everyone getting in a room, drawing up an agenda, signing some minutes, implementing the plan.

    that’s BS. A conspiracy just needs a crooked usurper and a bunch of lazy cronies in the courts and the media.

    How else do you explain the income tax? How else do you explain selling Australia to the Chinese? Do you think that was a conspiracy? No. It was just stupidity and cowardice.

    Wake up, people!

  8. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    Do you think it was a conspiracy to pay $100bn to a bunch of cosmopolitan bankers to help them out of the mess they created?

    what a bunch of lying jerks you lot are.

    mass sackings is too good for you clowns.

  9. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    Get this into ya, you lying fucks.

    http://www.wisn.com/weather/18935841/detail.html

  10. DH Says:

    Ron, you are a liar. And your nude photos are just gross.

  11. DH Says:

    What is this “earth” of which you speak, Ron? Show me its birth certificate.

  12. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    “LACK OF EVIDENCE” DOES NOT AMEND THE CONSTITUTION.

    THE CONSTITUTION IS WHAT IT IS. IT DOES NOT SAY YOU HAVE TO BE A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN UNLESS THERE IS LACK OF EVIDENCE.

    YOU STUPID LYING FUCKS.

  13. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    THE BURDEN IS ON SOETORO TO PROVE HE IS NOT A LYING USURPER.

    NO AMOUNT OF KEYBOARD MASHING ON YOUR PART WILL CHANGE THAT FACT.

  14. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    DH you are a fucking weasel.

    You just love seeing a true Aussie patriot defamed don’t you.

    And then you say there are no conspiracies!

    There is a conspiracy. A conspiracy of fuckwits.

  15. DH Says:

    Looks like you may have been a bit of a slut in your younger days Ron. And what’s the thing about hanging out with 16 year old boys?

  16. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    Despicable.

  17. DH Says:

    I don’t believe you. Show me your birth certificate.

  18. Ron Pauline Hanson Says:

    Well I am not trying to be president, fuckface.

  19. DH Says:

    I think you’d have a hard time running as the local sani man.

  20. DH Says:

    Oh dear god. Now there’s a Ron Pauline Hanson gay sex tape. You, sir, are depraved:

    http://wonkette.com/407034/sacha-baron-cohen-tries-to-have-gay-sex-with-ron-paul-in-new-movie#more-407034

  21. graemebird Says:

    No-ones shown a conspiracy yet. Leftists are idiots. I explained this all very clearly on that website you linked. Leftists are idiots and pack-animals. Since this is the case no-ones yet showed where there is a conspiracy at all. Its a combination of leftist idiocy and the lack of courage of post-modern corporate enuchs.

  22. graemebird Says:

    “How else do you explain the income tax? How else do you explain selling Australia to the Chinese? Do you think that was a conspiracy? No. It was just stupidity and cowardice.”

    Exactly. There may be a bunch of small conspiracies at the heart of some of these things. But I don’t dwell on possibilities of this sort since I lack the gift of second site and since the pack-animal insanity of leftists explains things very nicely.

  23. DH Says:

    That’s funny Graeme, because in December last year, you were claiming that Obama was in fact the son of Malocolm X:

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2008/12/04/good-king-malcolm-x-and-bad-boy-barry-xxx/

    “Barack Obama surely is Malcolms son which is why Oprah calls him “THE ONE” and why Islamic extremists have been assisting him for three decades at least.”

    So:

    a) If ‘Islamic extremists’ have been assisting him for three deacdes at least, there’s your conspiracy right there, and
    b) If Malcolm X is his father then the citizenship question flies out the window.

    I think it’s time you apologised for being a stupid lying cunt.

  24. JohnZ Says:

    Turkey, you didn’t answer the question (yet again). Which of the following are in on the conspiracy?

    The President, his staff, his parents, The government of Indonesia, the government of Kenya (or the United Kingdom), the State government of Hawaii, A Hawaiian newspaper 50 years ago, The United States Senate, The Federal Bureau of Investigation, The Supreme court, all the lower courts that have thrown these ridiculous suits out, The media, and now, another judge

  25. DH Says:

    So Graeme is now claiming that he never said there was a conspiracy. Let’s review, shall we?

    1) “Obama-Mama Dying-Scamma?/Stanley Ann Dunham May Be Alive.
    “Its All For You Damien” The Omen Part I

    Certainly a lot of people seemed to be working their lives around the young Barry. It comes across as a decades-long scheme.”

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2008/12/15/obama-mama-dying-scamma/

    2) “Face Facts. Barack Obama Is The Islamic-Fascist Stealth Candidate.
    More Later.”

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/face-facts-barack-obama-is-the-islamic-fascist-stealth-candidate/

    3) “I heard a rumour about Barry Soetoro. So I thought I’d better do the responsible thing and try and get it out there although it may be old news.

    The rumour goes like this: After 9/11 there were these Muslim parties about the place where Muslims would celebrate the successful attack, which of course went off better than anyone could have hoped for and was a great boost to Islamic pride, in those particular extremist circles. Anyway the story goes that the CIA traced Senator Obama to one of those parties.”

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2008/11/24/obama-rumour-a-blop-bam-boom-2/

    Apologise cunt.

  26. graemebird Says:

    What conspiracy? Its just Soetoro whose a conman with sponsors and the rest of you are just dumb-leftists. You prove a wider conspiracy then that and I’ll address it. This is what leftists are like. This is how these packanimals work.

    Well yes DH. If Malcolm is his dad then he may well have been capable of qualifying. Thats the other paradigm. It seems that two paradigms are too much to fit in your fat head. I lack the leftist gift of second site and so don’t know whether he could prove that he’s Malcolms boy if he is.

    You have to be WILLING to show eligibility in all cases not involving mental impairment.

  27. graemebird Says:

    Since communism was a conspirational outfit always up to no good they pushed through this idea that to CHARACTERISE someone as saying that there was a conspiracy automatically debunked what that fellow was saying.

    This idiocy has no foundation in logic. So you thought you were debunking me. But in reality I’ve just debunked you.

  28. JohnZ Says:

    Turkey, Obama couldn’t publish a forged birth certificate without the backing of a good chunk of the Hawaiian government.

    So are they in on the conspiracy or not? Yes or no.

  29. the anti-bird Says:

    Bird:

    How the fuck do we know you were born in NZ. For all we know you could be from anywhere in the world and arrived here on false pretenses.

    Show us the evidence that you’re a kiwi, Bird. We want to see the evidence and a NZ birth certificate isn’t good enough to avoid deportation.

    We want the evidence. Go!

  30. graemebird Says:

    Look Z you dumb fuck. Soetoro didn’t publish any sort of birth certificate.

    You aren’t on the same page as what happened. Soetoro’s birth certificate is sealed. He knocked up a fake certificate of live birth.

    At least sort if out in your stupid tiny little mind what is going on here.

  31. graemebird Says:

    Has anyone else ever had their birth certificate sealed? Anyone? Would any one of us NOT be able to come up with their birth certificate in about 5 minutes….. Anyone?

    You see you are all such dumb cunts. He puts his birth certificate under seal and though he is a transparent communist conman this doesn’t appear the least bit suspicious to you.

    It is you who has been debunked. And clearly the bootnigger Cambria is not capable of any sort of reasoning at all.

  32. the anti-bird Says:

    Bird…

    Stfu up and present the evidence that you’re from NZ, otherwise shut up. We want to see the evidence that you’re not from one of those countries posted on the list of terrorist states.

    Show us the fucking evidence, Bird and no , your birth certificate won’t help as I could believe that any mother would fess up to having given birth to you.

    No filibustering and babbling bird. The evidence please.

  33. JohnZ Says:

    Turkey, a scan of the certificate was posted on the for all to see.

    If it were a forgery, it would take the Hawaiian government all of 5 mins to figure it out and blow the whistle. That hasn’t happened, either because

    a) There is a conspiracy within the Hawaiian government to say nothing about the forgery

    b) The certificate is legit

    Which is it, turkey? a or b?

  34. the anti-bird Says:

    Bird:

    Show us the evidence that you’re a native NZ’er. Don’t even bother with the birth certificate because it could be a forgery. Go! Now!

  35. graemebird Says:

    What eligibility criteria is this in regards to you stupid bootnigger cunt?

    What?

    Now just stop being a dumb cunt. And take on the board that this underacheiver has never won an election in open competition.

    Now how is that possible?

    Not once has he won on the basis that he just contests and he gets more votes?

    How could this be?

    If I had no success in elections could I then say to myself…. “sweet…. I’ll just cheat then…” Would that be a reasonable election strategy?

    And the other thing of course is that if someone demands a visa we just hand over the visa. If someone says that we must put our pants back on if we want to go through customs thats what we do. And if we want to open a bank account we need 100 points of ID.

    So try and think you stupid bootnigger cunt. Try and imagine what is going on here.

    Elections can be bought. They say that the Hamas election was free and fair. But this is ludicrous because Hamas gets monetary advantage over all other players by virtue of sponsorship out of Tehran and Damascus.

    How could this total underacheiver, without the use of the sort of identification that the rest of us use in everyday life, win a string of elections but never by virtue of just following the rules.

  36. graemebird Says:

    “Turkey, a scan of the certificate was posted on the for all to see.”

    No you are lying. Just get up to date with the NEWS Z. For fucksakes don’t come onto your own site and make such a cunt of yourself over just being ignorant of current events.

    No fraudulent birth certificate has ever been knocked up by Barry and his buds. No valid one either. No-one outside of Hawaii or Kenya has ever seen a valid birth certificate of his. No such thing has ever been posted ever. What is this urge you have Z to talk about things with this level of ignorance?

    The posted a fraudulent certificate. But it wasn’t a BIRTH certificate.

  37. Jason Soon Says:

    Newsflash – Graeme Montgomery Bird calls Barack Obama a pathetic underachiever

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/barrack-obama-is-a-pathetic-underachiever/

    Next – Roseanne Barr calls Naomi Campbell a fatass

  38. DH Says:

    How does Bird earn his income exactly? Could he be on the government teat?

  39. DH Says:

    Oh, and your birth certificate please Graeme.

  40. Pamela Says:

    I would also like to know what he does for a living.

    Especially since according to him he is quite exceptional.

    From
    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/barrack-obama-is-a-pathetic-underachiever/

    “…in many jobs I’ve been almost miraculous in what I’ve been able to achieve…”

    Now that is rich 🙂

  41. the anti-bird Says:

    And the freaking proof you’re a kiwi, bird, you rat breath. I want the evidence.

  42. DH Says:

    Oh Pamela! Could it be? Could it be that Graeme is really Jesus?

    Then again he does say that “I don’t take myself that seriously.” Apparently.

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2009/03/17/barrack-obama-is-a-pathetic-underachiever/#comment-22515

    I still want to see your birth certificate Bird.

  43. the anti-bird Says:

    He was born in a manger, DH. He doesn’t have a birth certificate as Bird’s parents were afraid of registering him. They were afraid he would be removed and become part of NZ’s stolen generation. The rest of bird’s life you can read in the new testament.

  44. graemebird Says:

    Lets not go down that path Cambria. I disapprove of these golden-calf-worshipers bugging ME just as much as I dissaprove of Catallaxy endorsing a marxist for President.

    This years deficit is projected to be 2 trillion. And next years 4 trillion. Soon the Chinese and Japanese and sandcrackers will stop financing this deficit and then that will be the end of the United States dollar. And the US will likely fall to pieces within a few years of that.

    This is what is acheived by you weakminded golden-calf believers.

  45. the anti-bird Says:

    Bird:

    Please provide evidence that you were born in NZ. We’ve had enough of the filibustering. Evidence please. now!

  46. Jason Soon Says:

    Turkey

    answer Z’s question

    then the least you can do is scan your birth certificate and post it on a website

  47. DH Says:

    I quite agree. There now seems to be an increasing clamour for Bird’s birth certificate as more people become aware of the true nature of his shadowy past.

    He could easily settle these fundamental questions concerning his Blogstitutional eligibility by producing his birth certificate, school and college records, and any other piece of paper on which his name has ever appeared. AS A MATTER OF URGENCY!!!!

    Otherwise I fear the very blogosphere could be at stake.

  48. graemebird Says:

    What is the point of all this silliness. It will not make your deference to a tawdry, homosexual, foreign-sponsored conman, any less embarrassing and unmanly.

  49. DH Says:

    The point is, Graeme, that many concerned citizens have now issued a call to view your birth certificate, and yet you refuse to produce it.

    What are you hiding, Bird? Are you, as I suspect, the lovechild of Malcolm X?

    And by the way, what DO you do for a crust? Wouldn’t be some form of tax-eater sucking off the public teat by any chance?

  50. graemebird Says:

    Pamela these were all very humble jobs. One was a swimming coach for example. And what you quoted didn’t show that I’d also admitted to being unsuccessful in jobs that I held. I have ADD and have a great deal of problem with some jobs. I had a lab job that I had difficulties with. I would have been alright if it were a salaried position with flexitime. But I had to pack it in because too many times I didn’t get the work done. Same with the job in corporate finance I had. I just wasn’t getting the 8 hours done in 8 hours. So I didn’t mean to give you a false impression of success.

  51. graemebird Says:

    No job that I’m going for requires the presentation of a birth certificate. But I can produce it in 5 minutes if there is money in it. Same as the rest of you.

    People like Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dorn, while on the lamb, would have had difficulty doing this. Barry is a criminal who has not yet come in from the cold. Hence his problem with birth certificates.

  52. the anti-bird Says:

    Bird, please your birth certificate on the web so we wan to see it. Go!

    The longer you go on filibustering the longer our suspicions are raised that you are in fact not from NZ and most likely an illegal alien.

    Post it it now!

  53. Pamela Says:

    Graeme,

    If you indeed have ADD, spending hours on the internet isn’t helping you.

    In particular the time you spend commenting on blogs on all sorts of subjects. It only increases your problems.

  54. JohnZ Says:

    Graeme,

    If you could consistently hold onto the attitude you have at comment 1554, you’d get an awful lot more respect around Ozblogistan.

    Peace out, bro.

  55. graemebird Says:

    1554?

    What the fuck are you talking about? Pamela hasn’t been TOO MUCH of a nuisance and I just didn’t want her getting the wrong end of the stick here.

    It was a failure of communication on my part because I wasn’t trying to out-compete this pathetic know-nothing, no-talent creep Obama…. but rather I was attempting to extricate myself from the story. I am capable of great things. But some jobs do not agree with me and the workplace isn’t built around the sort of flexibility needed for my great cognitive powers and intellectual capital to come through.

    Back in the old days this wouldn’t have been a problem. A worker with ADD would have expressed more energy in the workplace then the others and someone from the upper classes would have found himself in a supervisory position with not a great deal of trouble, and so his more powerful mental abilities would have from there been manifest. When I’ve supervised I’ve usually made a very good fist of it.

    But you can see how all the restrictions to small business, all the co-opting of entry level businesses, and all the general cronyism tolerated on some sort of flimsy utilitarian argument are just so unacceptable to me. And I extrapolate outwards that this will mean killing sooner or later. If you are just going to say Ho-Hum. Us bigshots will take care of everything for the greater good… and then lay all this bad economics and cronyism on us…. well all you are doing is signing the death-warrant of your grandchildren, if not your children.

  56. graemebird Says:

    “Turkey, you didn’t answer the question (yet again). Which of the following are in on the conspiracy?”

    You really have to be a dim bulb to ever reach for the conspiracy-override-argument.

    This is not even a case where three or four alternatives make sense.

    Like for example I recognise that with the Mars pictures something totally unexpected could come out of left field. I’m only putting forth the best explanation. And its like this with a number of topics. Fundamentally I’m an expert in judging the plausibility of paradigms in parallel. I’m expert in judging the the quality of various paradigms. Opportunity cost is usable but it violates basic standards of what constitutes a good doctrine. Its neither right nor wrong but its feeble and must be dropped…..

    … But this business about Obama is quite a different matter. Just how lost in pack-animal idiocy are you people?

    Soetoro is a blatant fraud. A no-talent moron. There is one thing and only one thing he is good at and thats when he has a mike in his hand and walks around with an array of tele-prompters. Yes he’s a pretty good shot in basketball as well.

    He’s such a fake-ass shithead. His fraudulent act could not be more transparent.

    Now lets make it clear. I look down on you people. I think of you as far lesser people then myself. Certainly intellectually, and moreso morally. But do you have no aspirations at all of being free from the tribe? Of being non-tribal? Of being something more than air-brushed and manicured baboons?

    If you guys cannot look at the facts objectively and deduce the reality and the blatancy of this moronic scam-artist, then you have no hope of ever having a valid opinion on any matter, big or small, whatsoever.

    Face facts. Grow up. Stop running from reality. Because if you are just unable to recognize such a feeble, if well-funded scam such as this, you have to consider Euthanasia. Or castration. Or in your case Pamela, get your tubes tied sweetheart. Because if you are all so useless as to not be able to break from the pack in the face of such a blatant fraud, then you really cannot risk your seed being passed on.

    Do your best to mitigate your congenital faults but you cannot, you must not, risk passing on the bad seed.

  57. the anti-bird Says:

    Bird:

    He’s prez you’re not. Now hand over the freaking birth certificate.

  58. Peter Jensen Says:

    Graeme,

    As Z pointed out you would find support on the blogosphere if you held onto the attitude you have at comment 1554 No one on this blog is a genius, you and I included.

    Read your two previous comments, you jump from one subject to the other without any line of reasoning, which is typical of ADD.

    Pamela is right when she says you shouldn’t spend as much time bloging. My cousin also suffers of ADD and used to spend hours every day commenting on blogs as you do. His familly noticed it was harmful (artificial interaction). His condition has noticeably improved since he restrains from bloging.

    Take care.

  59. DH Says:

    “Now lets make it clear. I look down on you people. I think of you as far lesser people then myself. Certainly intellectually, and moreso morally.”

    “Because if you are just unable to recognize such a feeble, if well-funded scam such as this, you have to consider Euthanasia. Or castration. Or in your case Pamela, get your tubes tied sweetheart. Because if you are all so useless as to not be able to break from the pack in the face of such a blatant fraud, then you really cannot risk your seed being passed on. ”

    Thanks Bird. All class, all the time. Now hand over that birth certificate you cunt. And while you’re about it I’d like some explanation about all those murders you committed in Chicago.

  60. graemebird Says:

    What is this 1554 fucking business you fucking cunt fucking Jensen?

    I’m not copping flack from any cunt I have any regard with whatsoever you idiot leftist cunt.

    Jehosophat

    Don’t you people get it. I’m not trying to convert you dim bulbs. I want you on the other side. I’m speaking to silent third parties. The “remnant” as Alfred Jay Nock would have it.

  61. graemebird Says:

    Well she probably is a sweetheart. Misguided for all that.

  62. graemebird Says:

    I find this really quite unbelievable. The same communist pack-animals that create a great deal of internet overhead for me are now saying I spend too much time on the internet…. WELL DUH!!! You ought to think about that BEFORE you make your idiotic comments.

    Z is a fuckwit.

    I aint the least bit interested on his opinion on any matter whatsoever. Least of all his opinion on my time management.

  63. DH Says:

    Graeme, come clean about your involvement in the Chicago murders.

  64. the anti-bird Says:

    Yes, Bird listen to what Peter has said that should you be aware of 1554 and behave that way.

  65. graemebird Says:

    What is this 1554 nonsense. Now Z has every one of you seeing imaginary numbers. Like conjuring imaginary legitimacy for an obvious charlatan.

  66. graemebird Says:

    So lets get the facts right here. He’s not the President. The constitution makes this very clear. A person cannot be President and Usurper at the same time.

  67. DH Says:

    He’s president until Congress tells him he’s not. You don’t know anything, do you?

  68. Mark Hill Says:

    Graeme,

    Clinton got impeached for essentially lying about an extra marital affair. If it is that bad, when the GOP control both houses again in 2011, he will be impeached, removed from office and convicted.

    Or the American public and Hilary Clinton are being railroaded vast right and left wing conspiracy.

  69. Mark Hill Says:

    Graeme, how about spending some time blogging about something useful like our PM who governs unconstitutionally, collecting taxes without legislation and openly violating our implied rights to free speech?

  70. Jason Soon Says:

    Agreed Mark.

    Move to America, Graeme, if you care more about petty political gossip there than what is happening here.

  71. Jason Soon Says:

    Graeme
    Even the Greens are doing a better job defending Australian liberty than you. They are pursuing the government on the Internet filter issue.

    Show some concern for your adopted country or just go home, Kiwi, assuming you are from NZ and not Wahhabia.

    And show us your birth certificate and other papers while you’re at it.

  72. JohnZ Says:

    Wow, it didn’t take bird long to back down from comment 1554.

  73. DH Says:

    Yeah. Classic sociopath material.

  74. the anti-bird Says:

    Yea Z, it’s like 1554 never existed.

  75. graemebird Says:

    Clinton didn’t get impeached over any extra-marital affair. He was busted selling out America and humane civilisation more generally to the Chinese. Biden and others manipulated matters so that the whole thing focused on blowjobs and stained cocktail dresses. But this was not the reason he was being pursued.

    Now if you think the Americans sovereignty was compromised under Clinton, well its not there at all under Soetoro. He is not working for local interests in any shape or form.

  76. graemebird Says:

    Where are all these numbers you dummies are seeing? Is it a function of your special browser? Or is it another manifestation of your pack-animal instincts? I imagine that Z sees this number as he makes a cunt of himself administering his own blog. So then I would think he mentions the number and every delusional pack-animal cunt piles on as if he himself sees numbers everywhere.

  77. JohnZ Says:

    It’s amazing that the guy who could wrote comment 1554 less than a day ago could morph back into the raving, angry chook so suddenly.

    Where’s the heart, turkey?

    (Hurry the hell up with your answers, this filibuster has gone on long enough)

  78. wordpress-helpdesk Says:

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    “Where are all these numbers you dummies are seeing?”

    The comments are numbered and this number is accessible via the date and time link within each posted comment.

    If you wish to read the content of comment 1554, follow this link.

    https://graemebirdforum.wordpress.com/2009/03/16/conspiracy-debunked/#comment-1554comment

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  79. Jason Soon Says:

    you’re really not very bright are you Graeme?

  80. the anti-bird Says:

    Birdie… 1554. Remember that number… It carries important messages.. 1554, birdie. Don’t ever forget it.

  81. 1554 AD Says:

    # Thomas Wyatt surrenders to government forces in London.
    # February 12 – After claiming the throne of England the previous year, Lady Jane Grey is beheaded for treason alongside her husband.
    # March 17 – Princess Elizabeth is imprisoned in The Tower.

  82. DH Says:

    So, to summarise, according to Graeme Obama is the first black president to be also white. He gained the position as a result of a giant conspiracy between:

    1) The Kenyan government
    2) The Indonesian government
    3) Malcolm X
    4) The US Supreme Court
    5) The State of Hawaii
    6) The religion of Islam
    7) His dead mother, who is also coincidentally alive
    8) The Soviet Politburo
    9) Columbian drug cartels
    10) His dead grandmother who he had murdered, but who is also coincidentally alive
    11) Teh Gay
    12) Rich folks
    13) Harvard University
    14) The federal US judiciary
    15) Possibly Martians

    It all sounds very sane and rational to me. Have I missed anything?

  83. tractatus Says:

    16) The Marxists of the world, who consist of everyone except Graeme Bird and his devoted followers.

  84. the anti-bird Says:

    17) the forged birth certificate
    18) and of course 1554

  85. graemebird Says:

    I’ve never said anything about any large conspiracy so there was never a point to this story. I small conspiracy yes. All you need is a very small conspiracy and it will be buffered and given weight by leftist-pack-animals and kindred parasitical souls.

  86. graemebird Says:

    The lack of imagination by you goose-stepping zombies is just incredible. Which is why you are goose-stepping zombies.

    Just take your own behaviour….. and then project it onto the wider scene.

    Its very easy to see that if everyone was as dim and mindless as yourselves nothing but a very small conspiracy need ever be assumed.

    You people appear as ever-reliable stooges.

    Cambria actually endorsed Obama. He’s an embarrassment. Cambria I mean. But of course Obama is an embarrassment also.

    Generally speaking catallaxy endorsed Obama. This is massive intellectual failure going on here.

  87. DH Says:

    No Graeme, you’re lying. You have alleged a massive conspiracy involving all the parties alluded to above.

    Show us your birth certificate, turkey.

  88. graemebird Says:

    There isn’t a massive conspiracy. There’s a small conspiracy. Buffered by idiots like yourself. And there is not a conpiracy-override-argument in logic.

    This is something that leftists don’t seem to understand. To accuse someone falsely of claiming a large conspiracy is not to logically trump them. This is just indicative leftist stupidity which itself serves as the explanation as to how easily you people are duped.

    Hey fellas. Can you think of an old Soetoro girlfriend? Any old girlfriends of Soetoro come forward lately? And claims thousands of dollars in some womens magazine?

  89. graemebird Says:

    Lets have that evidence that Obama is not a marxist and that he is eligible to be President.

  90. Mark Hill Says:

    Let’s have the evidence that he is, let’s have the evidence that you aren’t a mentally disturbed threat to US security.

  91. graemebird Says:

    You have it backwards. Where eligibility criteria applies its the applicant that must prove eligibility. And Obama is already a manifest threat to the Republic. In fact he’s systematically destroying it.

  92. jc Says:

    Birdie:

    Who were Bush’s girlfriends before his wife. Name them please.

  93. JC Says:

    Name them !

  94. Electric Says:

    Graeme thinks he is smarter than Richard Dawkins. He made this assertion on 5th April 2010 on his blog.

    DAWKINS IS A VERY SMART MAN. BUT I’M AT LEAST AS SMART AS DAWKINS. IN FACT HIS ANTI-RELIGIOUS ARGUMENTS ARE PRETTY OLD HAT TO ME. THEY WERE THE SAME ARGUMENTS I MADE AS A TEENAGER. I MIGHT EVEN BE THE ONE TO SHOW HIM WHERE HE IS COMING OFF THE BEAM.

    FOR EXAMPLE, ITS JUST A FACT THAT THE BIG BANG AND EVOLUTION ARE NO LONGER COMPATIBLE. THIS YOUNG EARTH CREATIONISM THAT BIG BANG THEORY REPRESENTS, PRESENTS TO US A UNIVERSE WAY TO YOUNG TO EXPLAIN THE COMPLEXITY WE HAVE VIA EVOLUTION. NOW IT OUGHT TO BE PRETTY EASY TO EXPLAIN THIS TO DAWKINS. BUT THE FACT IS THAT HE DOES NOT SEEM TO HAVE NUTTED THIS OUT FOR HIMSELF.

    PLUS HE DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE FIGURED OUT THE IMMENSE HARM OF VARIOUS SECULAR-RELIGIONS. OTHERWISE HE WOULDN’T BE SO NUTTY WHEN IT CAME TO CHRISTIANITY. AND I THINK I’D BE QUALIFIED TO MAKE THIS CASE TO HIM.

    IT HARDLY MATTERS IF HE THINKS I’M A NUT WHEN I’M PROBABLY SMARTER THAN HIM.

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2010/04/05/the-sort-of-post-pz-myers-found-too-confronting-too-allow-on-his-blogmake-believe-version-of-human-evolution/#comment-28741

  95. Electric Says:

    Someone doesn’t think too highly of Graeme Bird.

    By: SuckPoppet on April 11, 2010
    at 10:58 am

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2010/04/09/john-c-baez-anti-science-idiot-right-here-in-sydney/#comment-29083

    Bird – you are nothing but a yellow-bellied chicken-shit lying wanker.

    When people post anything that varies from your batshit insane conspiracy theories you delete the post or write NO YOU ARE A LYING CUNT all over it.

    How very anti-libertarian of you.

    Oh sorry, I forgot, you are a total failure at that too. Check the 1997 election results. Or were they “fixed” by the “corrupt scientists” too?

    What a total loser you are mate.

    Lying dickhead scum.

    Fuck you, and fuck the horse you rode in on.

  96. Electric Says:

    Graeme modestly posted this comment on his blog today 12/4/2010.

    http://graemebird.wordpress.com/2010/04/09/john-c-baez-anti-science-idiot-right-here-in-sydney/

    I CONSIDER MYSELF A WORLD AUTHORITY ON THE TWO SUBJECTS I’VE LEFT IN. SERIOUSLY. A WORLD AUTHORITY. AND ON MAKING ECONOMIC TRANSITIONS SMOOTH. AND ON MONETARY POLICY. THESE ARE WHERE MY EXPERTISE LIES. I’M AN INTERLOPER WHEN IT COMES TO SPECIALIST KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENCE.

  97. Electric Says:

    The two subjects he left in….

    The scientific method………sound arguments………

  98. Electric Says:

    Response from Bird to a comment about hidden messages when playing speech backwards:

    No no. Lets go over it again you stupid cunt. Neither you, nor I, are in a position, to either rightly believe or to not believe something of this sort.

    Its not anything to do with BELIEF you fucking dumb cunt. When something is unknown, belief has got nothing to do with it.

    Now do you fucking understand that now you dumb cunt.

    You see you think wrongly, that you have debunked reverse speech as the technique. Now you’ve done no such thing you fucking twit. To imagine that you have is just delusional.

    Do you understand that now you stupid fucking twat?

  99. Electric Says:

    Graeme is a magician, he can transform things, even make them disappear!

    This post by Ritchie:

    ““The mistaken belief that a handful of unexplained anomalies can undermine a well-established theory lies at the heart of all conspiratorial thinking (as well as creationism, Holocaust denial and the various crank theories of physics). All the “evidence” for a 9/11 conspiracy falls under the rubric of this fallacy. Such notions are easily refuted by noting that scientific theories are not built on single facts alone but on a convergence of evidence assembled from multiple lines of inquiry.”

    Michael Shermer, American science writer, historian of science, founder of The Skeptics Society, and Editor in Chief of its magazine Skeptic.

    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=fahrenheit-2777

    Is transformed into this:

    “The mistaken belief that a handful of unexplained anomalies can undermine a well-established theory…”

    STOP RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING MORON. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE. EVEN ONE (1) ANOMALY CAN UNDERMINE ANY THEORY. THAT OUGHT TO BE FUCKING OBVIOUS YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

    THATS IT. YOU ARE ON MODERATION UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOU ATTEMPT NOT TO BE SUCH A BRAZEN-AND-BELLIGERENT DUMB-CUNT.

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